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chaobunny:

frightened:

someone give me carb-free dairy-free sugar-free starch-free dessert ideas

Uh…do apples count as carbs for you? I know fruit is a gray area.

Because one thing I love is cutting up an apple in a bowl, sprinkling some cinnamon on it, putting some plastic wrap over it and putting it in the microwave for a few minutes. I usually do this with some brown sugar mixed in but it could be done without it and probably still taste great.

fruit counts as sugar :( :( i can handle a handful or two of blueberries or blackberries sometimes though.

audiodrops:

For a group of people so concerned with the proper treatment of victims, Tumblr is surprisingly okay with people who want to know what ‘the Jews’ have learned from the numerous attempts to completely slaughter them.

chromeofficial:

chromeofficial:

chromeofficial:

what do u call a backstabbing grocer

traitor joe

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systemic candida problems: i can make a “dessert” that requires substituting 3 main ingredients with sugar alcohols and vegetables and pray for the best, or i can just eat xylitol from the bag again

i googled that and came up with a minor tropical storm that made landfall in mexico last month and i feel like that’s not who you’re talking about

i have an acquaintance who has a boyfriend named storm boris.  this is really important.

lennyisajew:

if y’all aren’t including Jewish people in your social justice then you’re doing a shitty job.

if y’all are actively excluding Jewish people in your social justice then you probably shouldn’t call your activism that.

someone give me carb-free dairy-free sugar-free starch-free dessert ideas

it’s storm boris’s birthday today