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rightofreturn replied to your post:jordan’s younger brother is a sculptor and he…

Can I have him he can balance on two fingers I want

(the chair was sideways) 

but also YES PLEASE?  like be my semi sister-in-law i’ll take it

jordan’s younger brother is a sculptor and he looks just like jordan except very alt.  he found two baby squirrels abandoned in a parking lot and he’s keeping them and raising them himself and now he’s got all these selfies of him lookin all hardcore but with baby squirrels on his shoulders.

samhainslut:

imnotwhiteimjewish:

friendly reminder that not all jews speak hebrew

or Yiddish. And let’s also remind people that Yiddish And Hebrew are not the same language.

upworthy:

I Was Ready To Be Offended By This ‘Ray Rice Makeup Tutorial,’ Until She Put On Her Foundation

The footage of former Ravens running back Ray Rice punching his then-fiancée in the face started a much-needed conversation about domestic violence. This comedian took a completely different approach with a “Ray Rice Inspired Makeup Tutorial” that could’ve gone so incredibly wrong but instead gets it so so right.

neilcicierega:

in 2012 we performed Brodyquest live underneath to these vocal tracks taken from various Brodyquest fan mashups, and projected this video.

(Made with help from Alora Lanzillotta and various remixers, listed in the video info)

unclewhisky:

"We’re gonna die in a fucking gulag, but man, it’ll be worth it."

it’s actually really important to talk about why assad is massacring palestinians and other sunni arab groups.  you can’t just handwave it as “evil,” you have to know where that evil comes from, not so you can explain it away, but so you can learn from it for the future.  it’s a lot easier to say “it’s because the regime is irrational!!” than it is to read about the history of the syrian ba’ath party and the shifting status of ‘alawis throughout the last fifty years.  but you still have to do it if you want to contribute anything to the conversation.  

i highly recommend fouad ajami’s very premature but helpful book “the syrian rebellion” to anyone who’s interested in learning more.  just remember that when he was writing, jabhat al-nusra and the islamic front didn’t have a major presence in the anti-regime movement yet, and ISIS hadn’t made its way over.

oh, don’t think of her swimming sideways
don’t think of her kicking at the topsoil
don’t think of her fists in the face mask
don’t think of her 
never think of her

qasaweh:

galaxy-free:

qasaweh:

Photos and names of 51 of the 263 Palestinians tortured to death by the Syrian regime.

What’s the reason Palestinians being tortured by Assad

You’re looking for rationale in an unjustifiable regime.

What’s the reason Syrians are being killed and tortured by the regime? What’s the reason children and women are being detained by Assad forces? What’s the reason entire neighborhoods are being massacred by regime thugs? What’s the reason towns and cities are being completely destroyed by regime shelling and bombardments?



Track: Drømde mik en drøm i nat
Artist: National Museum of Denmark
Album: I Dreamt Me A Dream

green-witch-uprooted:

crayonic:

For people who are actually interested in how viking music might have sounded, “Drømde mik en drøm i nat" (/I dreamt a dream last night) is the earliest music (and lyrics) known in Scandinavia preserved on the last page of the (~1200-1300) Codex Runicus as rune notes.

The song and melody is still known and used today in most of Scandinavia, as a sort of folk-standard. This version, deceivingly slow in the beginning, is presented as close to the original sound of the years 900-1000 as historians think they can come.

This song might have survived because it was a gigantic hit, like the viking’s very own “Billie Jean”. A total pop slayer that stayed around long enough for music notes to be invented.

The more you know.

Cool as hell