May 2012
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how to be linda
spend an entire weekend reading sherlock fanfiction
read that sherlock fanfiction at the kitchen table all day
forget that it has graphic sex scenes
don’t stop eating. not even once.
avoid people who want to hang out
cry about john simm
read your peers’ poetry
think “wow this is the shittiest thing i’ve ever read i’m such a better writer”
realize you...
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jedward
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All the references and Easter eggs from Community
starryvegan:
Season 1
Season 2
Season 3
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caelhammer:
MY gay best friend is better than YOUR gay best friend
my gay best friend is a level 14 fire type that’ll totally own your level 8 water type gay best friend
My best friend is better than both of your friends because I feel no need to disclose their gender or sexuality because they’re not a commodity. :D
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FOR THE DUNGEON BAT Ravenclaws don’t even do anything. I SOUND LIKE THUNDER Grown men running like dinosaurs HIS HALF-FINGER Twisty plankhandles EVEN IN LEGOS THEY ARE GAY NAZIS. Eet was a coffing break? Does anyone follow the animals with monocles tag?
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so today i was putting air in my bike tire
and my bike fell on my head
and it hurt but i was okay after i iced it
and i went to scratch my head just now
and
dried
blood
you guys i could have died of bike
iamthegreatestshowonearth:
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Replace one word in your URL with “COCK”
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cockbutts
I am the greatest cock on earth
cock
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i have the best followers
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sakinelle asked: Moriarty/Lestrade crack pairing, don't care what the scenario is so long as Moriarty threatens to pee on everything Lestrade loves.
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dangerousperson asked: You and I watching Cabaret together and happening upon your collection of tea bags and then, idk, something awesome that we would probably do if we were irl friends? DERP.
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lunarkangaroos asked: me and the entire nation of Greece. The scenery can be the Caspian Sea.
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meelokunis asked: me and melissa in lake together romantically
leave a ship/scenario in my askbox and i’ll write you a fic.
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luxurysailboat replied to your chat: everyone: what do you want to do when you…
you are an extremely funny person and I think you will be a great comedy writer from knowing you personally
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everyone: what do you want to do when you graduate?
me: i think i want to work in comedy.
everyone: TELL ME A JOKE RIGHT NOW. RIGHT NOW. MAKE IT THE BEST JOKE EVER. SAY SOMETHING REALLY FUNNY. MAKE ME LAUGH GOD DAMMIT OR YOU'LL NEVER HAVE A CAREER YOU HOPELESS UNFUNNY FUCK.
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tomorrow i’m going to my little brother’s elementary school with him
because it’s “special person’s day”
and he asked me
to be his special person
my philosophy is “eat all of the food in the kitchen now so you don’t eat it later”
i don’t think it works
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DEAR SMUT ANON,
go off anonymous and leave me a message with your OTPs, and i will return the favor.