I AM GOING TO SCREAM AND CRY AND BARF
- I APPLIED TO BE A TOUR GUIDE AT SCHOOL AFTER A MILLION TOUR GUIDING VOLUNTEER HOURS
- I INTERVIEWED
- THEY NEVER GOT BACK TO ME
- ALL THE SUDDEN EVERYONE I KNOW HAS A TOUR GUIDE JOB
- I’M LIKE WHAT THE FUCK GUYS
- THEY’RE LIKE “OH WE EMAILED YOU IN SEPTEMBER AND YOU NEVER GOT BACK TO US SO SUCKS TO BE YOU”
- I CHECKED MY INBOX
- AND MY JUNK MAIL
- AND MY DELETED ITEMS
- THERE IS NO SUCH EMAIL
- I HATE THEM
- I HATE THEM
- I’M CRYING A LITTLE
- I NEED A JOB THAT PAYS MORE THAN $15 A WEEK
- WHY CAN’T I GET GOOD JOBS
- I HATE EVERYTHING
