A UNICORN FROM SPACE

30 April 12

i’m moderating tomorrow

24 April 12

our queer-straight alliance organized a flashmob in the campus center! sadly, i couldn’t participate or watch the performance, but here it is in all its youtubed glory.

hands-down favorite part is the little boy totally breaking it down. high-five, little guy.

16 April 12

Comments | 16 notes

wow who would ever want to not take this class

SCI 133 Milk and Its Contents

What is milk made of, and why, and how is it transformed into foods such as yogurt and cheese? The answers to these questions, which lie in the chemical composition of milk, are the subject of this course. The effect of milk on humans, the effect of milk production on animals and the environment, and the politics and marketing of milk and dairy foods are among the topics that will arise naturally. However, the focal points of this course are the chemical analysis of milk and the chemistry underlying its transformations into other foods. Three visits to dairy farms and a milk-processing plant will be scheduled on Fridays (probably). Students registering for this class commit to reviewing elementary topics from high school chemistry and taking an online quiz before the start of the semester. Class size: 18

11 April 12

Comments | 54 notes

A conversation with my poetry professor:

Robert: I just got off the phone with a man who thinks he's finally "unpeeled," or, as we know it, parsed, a Frank O'Hara poem.
Me: Unpeeled. Do you think poems should be unpeeled?
Robert: Oh, of course not! Poems shouldn't be unpeeled. They should be eaten whole, peel and all. They should cause indigestion and nausea and heartache. None of this business about trying to find out what the poet really "meant." It's what the poem does to you.

31 March 12

Comments | 7 notes

meyle replied to your post: Ben P. is inaccurate. Master Simms has checked out, and will be checking into a house party in half an hour (with me, of course). He says “SEE YA” in an overly-the-top excited voice, so… SEE YA! (and 69. 69. 69. 69.)

KENCOOPERWILLPROTECTYOULINDAPROTECTYOUFROMTHEINTERNETBUTHECAN’TSAVEMENOWWWWPROTECTMEKENCOOPERRRRRPROTECTMELIKEALITTLEKLINEKITTENPLEASEPLEASE

KEN COOPER I AM A NOCTURNAL ANIMAL IN THE DAYTIME

KEN COOPER I AM A CAR WITH THE HEADLIGHTS OFF SPEEDING DOWN ANNANDALE ROAD

KEN COOPER I AM AT ONCE A MOUSEKETEER AND A MOUSESICLE

KEN COOPER YOU TOLD ME NOT TO WEAR BARD BLACK

KEN COOPER YOU TOLD ME TO CARRY PEPPER SPRAY IN THE STATE OF NEW YORK

KEN COOPER WHEN WILL I ASCEND INTO THE HEAVENS

KEN COOPER CAN YOU TEACH ME TO USE A GUN

KEN COOPER IF I AM GOOD CAN I BE A HEAD OF SECURITY IN MY NEXT LIFE

KEN COOPER AMERICA IS A SICK FOX

8 March 12

Comments | 13,825 notes

moriartea:

#well okay then #i guess sherlock found his then

the original poster has either never read the symposium or did not understand it at all.

28 January 12

Comments | 5 notes

tonight is my first night back at bard, and i can’t wait to sleep in my dorm bed again (and neither can bardboy! i don’t think i’ve ever drawn him with his mouth closed before).

my suite is kind of depressing without melissa (i literally care about no one else), but it’s a’iight. she’ll be back soon.