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In Which John Simm Demonstrates My Emotions Whilst Blogging

this is basically where i barf my feelings about doctor who, harry potter, significantly older men, books, plays, musicals, poems, and life all over the internet. i am not interesting or unique. why are you here.

i'm studying written arts but there's literally no way you could know that from reading my incoherent verbal flailing.

speak to me in english or hebrew, or if you're feeling adventurous and love watching linguistic train wrecks, spanish or arabic.

CAN YOU JUST NOT GET ENOUGH

this is a quality blog.
and it has been since 2011.

and i reblog a lot.

any questions?



also, sometimes i'm ginny weasley.

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20 May 12

DO NOT GET A TATTOO IN A LANGUAGE YOU CANNOT READ OR SPEAK

DO NOT GET A TATTOO IN A LANGUAGE YOU CANNOT READ OR SPEAK

DO NOT GET A TATTOO IN A LANGUAGE YOU CANNOT READ OR SPEAK

DO NOT GET A TATTOO IN A LANGUAGE YOU CANNOT READ OR SPEAK

DO NOT GET A TATTOO IN A LANGUAGE YOU CANNOT READ OR SPEAK

DO NOT GET A TATTOO IN A LANGUAGE YOU CANNOT READ OR SPEAK

DO NOT GET A TATTOO IN A LANGUAGE YOU CANNOT READ OR SPEAK

Tags: hebrew
12 May 12

(Source: orgasmdeath)

Reblogged: orgasmdeath

Tags: hebrew zodiac
10 May 12

quotes from a google translated portion of my hebrew story:

 Intense, my pussy on the floor, several parts except my room. I heard someone broke it. I wake up every night,and everything was the butt of the time I got up here. ”

. “Do not mind me. I’m the new assistant of these dorms. Who jumped ship.”

 Every one in this building know that my pussy. I said at every meeting the glass if the name is mine, and everything is ok imsomeone wants to use it im he washes the other - so. It personally.”

“And Ftomwe saw itYesI should have known from the start what the plant modified thiscup last nightWe saw the first leaveszuzim like a spiderIotr long masts. We were on the fifth floorHe still had his carrots on the first floor.”


okay so if you don’t vowel it the word for “cup” looks the same as the word for “pussy” and also i can’t spell.

9 May 12

hebrew professor

hebrew professor

you can’t just ask us to write two pages of hebrew fiction and make it a final.  i don’t write fiction.  neither do the other members of our class.  that shit’s hard enough in english.

just because we’ve been reading etgar keret all semester does not mean we are etgar keret.

 

7 May 12
hebfennhayat:

Jewish Law book in Arabic & Hebrew

hebfennhayat:

Jewish Law book in Arabic & Hebrew

Reblogged: zaatarwitholives

24 April 12

אהבה יש באוויר

היא בתוך ליבםםםם

Tags: Hebrew
9 April 12
why is this so perfect

why is this so perfect

7 March 12
knowyourmeme:

I wish I could read Hebrew.
KYMdb - Internet is Leaking

knowyourmeme:

I wish I could read Hebrew.

KYMdb - Internet is Leaking

Reblogged: knowyourmeme

26 February 12

מי עוד יכול להיות טוב יותך אז אתה

keepyourchinup-beautiful:

Who else can be better then you.

“who else can be good yotach then (in a temporal sense) you”

fucking google translate.

Reblogged: keepyourchinup-beautiful

11 February 12

fatitute replied to your post: griiiiitttttiiiing my teeeeeeeeth

הפוסט הזה ממש הצחיק אותי XD So HI, I’ve been following you for a while now. I’m israeli so its really nice to watch your lovely efforts to study hebrew. I’m interested, why do you study it?

hahahaha, i’m glad i made you laugh, even if it was from my really shitty grammar and vocabulary.  and it’s really cool to know that an actual bilingual native hebrew speaker is reading my hebrew posts!  i study it for a few reasons.  i began learning hebrew (in a yeshiva, not really my choice) in kindergarten, at about age 5.  i left the yeshiva before high school, but i realized that i really missed learning hebrew - we used hebrew a lot at the zionist camp i went to, and it was kind of like, if you understood hebrew, you were in on all of the inside jokes.  i picked it up academically last year in college, so my speaking skills are really good, and i understand a lot, but i’m really awful at writing and reading without vowels.

long story short, though, i think it’s a beautiful language, and it’s a lot of fun to speak.

Themed by Hunson. Originally by Josh