so this girl on fanfiction.net favorited one of my stories. so i went to look at her profile.
it was full of “i’m X, so i MUST by Y” statements. but not jut the run-of-the-mill, i-didn’t-know-that-myspace-was-over statements. these were ridi q. i’ll just copy and paste some of my personal favorites (she bolded the ones that applied to her!!!!):
- I’m a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
- I’m a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
- I’m a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
- I’m POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
- I’m PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
- I’m PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
- I’m a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
- I’m a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
- I’m a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
- I’m BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
- I don’t like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
- I couldn’t hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
- I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don’t.
- I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE… So I MUST be a whore myself.
- I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo..
- I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
- I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
- I’m PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
i like how she personally identifies with all of the really marginalized groups of the world: punks, people who don’t like the sun, girl gamers, talented artists,people who eat, and white people.
also, who wrote this list?
